Chuck Norris

chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits

by meleva July 24, 2006

Chuck Shit

An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)

Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!

What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!

by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008

Chuck Norris or Dead

A phrase used to describe how well known a fact is. If someone does not know some thing obvious, they are either Chuck Norris or dead.

That guy doesn't know that men sit down to pee. He's either Chuck Norris or dead.

by canada blows October 10, 2005

chuck norris

AKA god/sex object

holy shit its chuck norris

by SxyPenguin308 March 17, 2009

chubie

a number 2 pencil; not mechanical.

Can I borrow your chubie for my test?

by Chrisar July 22, 2006

Chuck Norris

Your worst nightmare

Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late

by likeyoureallycarexx July 4, 2009

Chubie

A penis completely covered and hair.
Derived from: Chubacca

God damnit Shane, will you trim your chubie already? Just because Jason likes the hairs that long doesn't mean you have the right to let them hang out of your shorts.

by ShaneIsABastard April 8, 2009