The Crusty Woodpecker

A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.

"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"

by WiseOldSilverback October 4, 2016

A Crusty Garcia

When a latino women licks the ass crust of a man's butthole that looks like guacamole because he he hasn't wiped in a few weeks. (His name doesn't have to be Gracia)

Damn I was at Ron Jeremy's house last night. He made be me lick his asshole. It was a Crusty Garcia

by Gaming Hams January 18, 2017

the crusty crab

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

jesus chrust

1. A misspelling of Jesus Christ
2. A man who died for your crust

"You going to church today?" "Nah, I'm going to chirch." "What's that?" "It's where you can go and worship our lord and savior Jesus Chrust." "Go fuck yourself."

by Communistically-Delicious May 3, 2018

luke christy

A complete faggot

Look that dude at the gay bar is a Luke christy

by Hgyguy gyguyg yu February 16, 2018

russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.

Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.

by ibangurmum! August 20, 2018

Shawn Christy

N. Hide and seek world champion

N. The ability to be caught on camera in a blurry photo, but never seen in person.

When Tyrone learned he had to pay child support he pulled a Shawn Christy!

by Madmontecarlo September 18, 2018