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jubilee christian academy

jubilee christian academy

a crackhead school making more crackheads, est. 1967.

if you see a gavino crackhead, then you say “ Smd”

a school that accepts kids to only take their money for graft and corruption and their stupd 4th stret bulding which no kids would ever use.

Not to mention, their teachers have rlly big egos but small chupa chups.

if you see a gaza methhead, then you say “I hope you suck my ass”

come on down to the philippines or googol earth and you will see this godforsaken sht of a “learning center” that teaches future generations top quality assholery, crackheadery and clownery
Are you from Jubilee Christian Academy? because you’re a disgrace!

We dont expect much from teachers and gavinos at jubilee christian academy.
by crackheadclown March 5, 2020
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augusta christian

where bad ass mf bitches go that are all good asf at sports
damn you go to augusta christian i wanna be friends with you
by augusta christian rocks October 11, 2021
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pulling-a-Christina

The act of making a lot of plans with multiple people, and then angering the people in which you didn't hang out with.

Whether it was an accident or not.

This can also resulting in ALL of your plans failing and resulting to something completely unplanned for, which is usually the case.
"I Totally pulled a Christina last night and ended up going bowling will billy and suzzy, it wasn't what i had planned"

"I totally pulled a Christina last night and forgot all about bob, i felt so bad"

"I'm totally pulling-a-Christina, i made like 5 plans tonight!!
by CYPK66 January 20, 2009
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Christian

Alot of people on here like to say that the taliban is to muslims as the kkk is to Christians. Well let me tell you that saying that makes you the biggest idiot ever. the kkk is a bunch of racist retards who can't say "you all" correctly. Christians on the other hand are intelligent, wise, KIND, CARING, GIVING, LOVING, NON-RACIST PEOPLE. And to say otherwise is to in essence lie through your teeth.
Wow! I was on urbandictionary.com and I saw that someone had said that "all Christians are in the kkk." Well, I was PISSED OFF cuz I HATE RACISM AND I WORSHIP JESUS CHRIST.
by BRAIN - BLAST!!!! September 20, 2008
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christian rock

god rocker: yeah god is awesome!!!!!


everyone else: shut the fuck up
by angel face November 4, 2004
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Christina Aguilera

the best damn singer on the planet. makes britney spears, beyonce knowles, kelly osborne, pink et al look like a bunch of gag-worthy sideshow pussyfarts.
Aguilera; from the latin 'give it to me deep and hard immediately if not sooner'
by kitC January 19, 2004
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Christian rock

Although some believe otherwise, rock is a sound and not a lyrical theme. Therefore, Christian rock is made possible. Most good Christian rock addresses real issues like suicide, partying, backstabbing "friends," death, broken families, sex, murder, etc.--but all from a Christian view. It doesn't ignore the world and the themes of secular rock. It just has them with a twist that often points the listener to Jesus. Some say that only secular rock is "real". I say secular rock goes around in circles, while Christian rock points you in the right direction. Do you want to go around in circles, or would you prefer to find meaning in life and accomplish something?
Some Christian rock sounds as good as secular rock or better. And if you think the words "Christian" and "rock" don't belong together, how about the words "Christian punk"?
by RockOn! September 21, 2005
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