Chinese Shower

When a girl is giving a guy head and he deepthroats her causing her to vomit all over his penis.

Guy1:Fuck man! This bitch just chinese showered me
Guy2:Haha dumbass

by Horny-Guy January 5, 2006

chinese mascott

funny ass mofo; one who likes to dance; crazy; artist but at the same time artistically challenged.

that kid is one chinese mascott

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Chinese dip

another word to say : little chinese dick.

- Yeah i had a Claire with andy wung yesterday but he had a chinese dip

by Sharpiexmy-eyes January 9, 2009

Chinese Bagel

wen u moon someone really close then put ur bare ass on them and shout chinese bagel

Would like a chinese bagel

by Bingloman January 20, 2009

Chinese Pizza

1. Term used by drunk dumbass friends of "his" to describe the pizza after the cheese falls off it.
2. Also used in scenarios to confuse people.

example one:
dweeb: You want some chinese pizza?


example two:
dweeb's sister: What are you doing?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: Why are you being an asshole?
dweeb: Chinese pizza
dweeb's sister: you are such an ass
dweeb: I'm mexican. I want some chinese pizza!!
dweeb's sister: seriously, go to hell
dweeb: I'm canadian. chinese pizza!

by enlightened hippie breeder May 24, 2005

Chinese Laundromat

A sexual maneuver which involves a man standing behind a woman. The couple must use an old washing machine that will still operate while the door is open. The woman then places her head inside the machine and is repeatedly "Donkey Punched" while the man receives intense pleasure.

Friend One: Man last night was awesome.

Friend Two: Why?

Friend One: I was down at the laundromat with that hot girl down the hall and no one else was there so i introduced her to the Chinese Laundromat. It was like the greatest Donkey Punch ever

by D. Pyle August 23, 2010

Chinese fisters

Party game, like Chinese whispers. Everyone gets in a line, and each person inserts a hand (right or left) into the rectum of the person in front of them. The person at the back then starts with a well known phrase (or a film title, or the name of a book) and, using sign language, communicates the phrase to the inner arse lining of the person in front, who passes it up the line as they then understand it. And so on. When it gets to the front of the line, that person speaks out loud the phrase they think it is, and the person at the back tells them what it started as. Much hilarity ensues.

Jesus Christ my arse is still bleeding from the Chinese fisters we were playing last night. Stan started out with "I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's son," and I ended up with "Fuck your mother yourself, you cabbage faced tosspot." Brilliant!

by Grayson Porlock October 25, 2007