change request

When someone within the non-IT practicing part of an organisation documents a constructive idea he or she has with respect to the correctness, functionality or performance of a software or system, then duly files that ("the Change Request", "the CR") in the agreed ticketing system for someone with a distinct responsibility for the development and continuous improvement of that software or system to incorporate and implement in the software or system, and hoping that it will eventually be handled and delivered, only to finally conclude that the CR process is nothing but a self-service trash for important and relevant ideas that no-one within IT will in fact ever lift a hand to service.

That's a very good idea! We understand what you are missing. Yes, that would be great. So that we don't forget about it, could you please file a change request in <name of CR system> and we will plan it for a future release.

by Urban Swede November 14, 2016

change my socks

To sneak off to the loo for a spew while at work after a heavy as night on the piss

Boss, where have you been ,

Me , oh i had to change my socks ,

Boss , oh spewing

by Ol groper December 10, 2016

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

Change

Something no one likes to experience

Sally said,

Oh my God why are you changing Laura?? This isn't the person I became best friends with!

Laura replies,

Sally, relax, I am growing as a person and maturing and am happy about it, why can't you accept change?

by Violet Baudelaire April 27, 2017

Chingeroo

A fucking retard that doesn't fit in. Chingeroos tend to be big, fat, losers that sweat all the time. It coud be abosulute 0 and he'd be sweating bullets. Chingeroos can be commonly seen in their natural habitat, The Burger Lodge or inside his boyfriend's asshole. Also chingeroos can have distinct shoulders. Their shoulders are large and stiff as if he's wearing Uspa that is a number of sizes smaller than his suggested size.

Guy #1: Willy Hernangomez scored two points last night.
Guy #2: You such a fucking chingeroo.
Guy #1: You like me! I swear it! I put it on baba's sock!

by SpicyBoy153 December 6, 2017

change the tide

When you piss at an angle causing a whirlpool in the bowl, then mid-stream, switch angles causing the urine to come to a halt before drifting the other way. Commonly done when taking an absurdly long piss.

Sorry I took forever guys. I had to change the tide in there and got some splash back...

by Rylo K3n April 24, 2018

change-phobic

Someone who so conservative that the idea of liberal politics, homosexuality, climate change, equality ect is too much to comprehend. Therefore, they come to fear and hate such change.

“Hey I don’t want to sound change-phobic, but being bisexual is repulsive! Why can’t they just choose who they find attractive and stick with it! Like you’re either straight or gay, pick a lane! ”

by cherry0325 May 2, 2018