A grotesque sexual act where the snow of an igloo and the feces of a polar bear is shoved into the rectum of a female. Moose feces can also be used.
by ultradowney February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. One of the forbidden sexual practices of the world, where the woman spreads maple syrup over her male partner, puts a ball gown and stockings on his sticky body and begins pegging him with a moose antler that's partially inserted into her vagina while singing 'Oh Canada' and burying his face into a Stanley cup full of cum and urine using her left foot.
by Nuclearo March 1, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. When a man forces his girlfriend or spouse to dress up like his sister and then does her in the booty.
by UncleMom February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A furry, buck-toothed rag you could wring for eternity and never squelch a drop of blood or semen. Formerly called "The Beaver." Flag modelled after the quintessential Canadian still life, "Politely Railing a Virgin From a Safe Distance!" See also, The Juices of My Labour.
by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by sklop February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. the act of penetrating the ear of a wild boar with an erect penis covered in the hot sauce known as sriracha
by rob savage February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sex act involving moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup. The hardest part is getting it all in.
by vstiles February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.