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CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE
AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP
by PSEUDYHYDNUM June 4, 2018
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gram crap

A gram crap is a person who is a cutie pie makes all the bitches fall in love with his cute face. Looks innocent but can be a real monster if left unattended.
Aye yo gram crap stop making a mess! Ehpabbaaa
by Romy.VQ15 February 8, 2021
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crap lowsey

Commonly used by dads and/or parental figures above 40 to insult facial features.

Definition may also vary to the act of shitting in someone’s mouth while pissing up their nose for pleasure.
“Hey son, I hate your crap lowsey face!”
“Dad I promise it wasn’t what it looked like, Sarah just fell on my face I swear.”
by Bobdyllanjohncolt March 31, 2022
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crap chaps

Directionally opposite to a squirrel tail. (Which is when an infant's diaper can no longer contain The sheer volume of shit which forces it to vector up and create a tail out of poop)

In this instance, The shit vectors down the leg.
Creating a pair of chaps made out of poop.

You're welcome.
The brown wet stains seeping through my son's onesie was a telltale sign that he put on his crap chaps.
by Ruiner81 June 26, 2022
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Crap on boot

To be treated with the same contempt and loathing as crap on someone's boot. This is normally in the work environment.
"Do you feel well looked after in your job"
"Not really, just Crap on boot"
by Kill_crazy January 23, 2024
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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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crap pockets

when your doing laundry and your jeans are full of things you've never seen before
crap pockets -
"hmm what's this ... this wasn't my fortune cookie slip ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... a button in my pocket? ... how the hell?"
"hmm what's this ... $20!... oh wait ... it's one of those fake bills ... really?"
by BLAhaBLAha March 19, 2010
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