corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

by camel toe February 22, 2003

Corn Nut God

The fictional god of Corn Nuts. He appears whenever cameras are present and is the cause of whichever face you may have made.

Bro #1- You look really pissed off in that picture, bro.
Bro #2- Yeah, the Corn Nut God was hitting on my girlfriend.

by NarwhalvsUnicorn42 March 02, 2010

talahassee corn cob

just corn normal corn

i put a talahassee corn cob in my ass

by it what it is September 27, 2017

Corn dog horse

More commonly known as unicorns. They're a group of introverted horses in a cult that wear rainbow colored corn dogs taped to their heads. The reason why we never see them is because their religion is against all human interaction and once they do contact humans their corn dogs are taken away and they're forced to live as normal horses. So basically a conspiracy theory about the existence of unicorns.

Corn dog horses might just be the best conspiracy theory of the century to be honest.

by Corn dog horse May 30, 2020

hot corn dip

When a chick eats corn for dinner then shits on your chest and you eat it with tortilla chips.

I was horny and hungry, so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and have her give me some hot corn dip.

by SuburbanKings123 November 13, 2022

corned beef hash

A delicious, fatty, & salty treat in a can that resembles dog food.

Yo, you got any corned beef hash?

by film_geek1982 February 24, 2009

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs March 30, 2016