I'm Cooked

I'm high as fuck.

Guy: Bro you just hit fucking 10 blinkers, you good?
Guy2: Nah, I'm cooked rn

by The Real G; December 5, 2023

The two reasons to cook

The two reasons to cook are 1) so you can eat meals besides berries, veggies, and beans. 2) And to lick the bowl

There’s the two reasons to cook but I only cook for 1 reason, to lick the bowl.

by Maxiiboi November 23, 2019

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

nathan cook

baby cry.

Baby cry; nathan cook is pussy little bitch bitch.

by Nathan has a Chode.com February 26, 2023

cooked

Being in a bad situation or something that is really bad.

“Nathaniel’s game with other girls is cooked”
“Oh we are so cooked the cops are comming”

by RedZoneIsTaken December 6, 2024

Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022

let him cook

Giving someone a chance to do something impressive.

Guy 1: Dude this guy is so bad at this game!
Guy 2: Wait just let him cook..

by 6lock August 17, 2023