When the fat guy you have a relationship with bails on you when he becomes hot and acquires social value.
" what happened with the guy you were engaged with?"
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
" he got hot and got a new job. He pulled a Chris Pratt on me "
by Nina Clerecuzio June 20, 2018
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Get the Chris Johnson mug.Originally people who followed the teachings of Christ and his message of peace and toleration and acceptance of everyone rich or poor, man or woman, or any race. Throughout history some have abused this religion for their own selfish needs, False Prophets lieing to Christians and saying something is God's will when in reality it's their own. In turn this has hurt the religion some and its lost some of its followers. True Chrisitians tolerate everyone and try to teach the gospel of Christ to anyone who wants to learn or follow it. They believe in the Holy Trinity, which consists of God, Christ, and the Holy Ghost being three things while at the same time being one. Sort of like a cube is a cube but at the same time its also squares and also lines put together. True Christians try to help out their fellow man any way possible. Weather that be in the form of donations, food problems, medical help, or just needing a friend.
Mary: "Hey you want to go to the soup kitchen today with me and the other Christians from our church?"
John: "Sure"
John: "Sure"
by Truespeaker August 19, 2011
Get the Christians mug.A follower of the person of Jesus Christ who chooses to follow the His teachings but does not feel compelled (or fears) to share or propogate his personal faith among others.
by James Cox November 12, 2006
Get the closet christian mug.A version often spelled other ways, such as Kristen, Kristin, Cristen, etc, but Christin is the rarest. Broken up, the word is spelled to read "Christ-In" meaning "Follower of Christ.
The rare spelling corresponds with this rare personality, which is both caring and sexy. usually INFJ personality type, which is the rarest (go to the jung typology test to see what personality you are).
The rare spelling corresponds with this rare personality, which is both caring and sexy. usually INFJ personality type, which is the rarest (go to the jung typology test to see what personality you are).
by Blondyyninja February 2, 2010
Get the Christin mug.verb. The act of ravaging a person sexually while blaming one's sexual deviance on a broken psyche, thereby converting the once vial act of near-rape into something your partner (and women everywhere) will perceive as romantic and desirable.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
-the act of sadistic "fuckery" on an individual.
"Dude, she had a black eye, busted lip, and was in a coma for 3 weeks, I totally went Christian Grey on her!!!"
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
"The jury found the defendant guilty of first degree "Christian Grey'ing" after being shown evidence such as the victim's hospital bill, an abortion bill, and photos of dozens of women tied to rafters."
by TnJrealtalk December 17, 2012
Get the Christian Grey'ing mug.Christian holiday moved to conflict with the time of year when everyone everywhere (and everywhen) celebrates the winter solstice (point of Earth's orbit where, in the northern temperate zones, the sun's zenith slows its southern decent and begins moving north again = another year to live).
2. Hodgepodge of ancient and not-so-ancient rituals, including sacrificing a tree to Mother Nature, celebrating the miracle that got Nicholas his sainthood (reassembling murdered and hacked up child parts in a barrel back into children), and, oh, the birth of Jesus, a jew, and the guy that made 12 of his buddies drink his blood and eat his flesh, before he got executed and came back from the dead. (Can you say "zombie"?)
3. Day that Santa brings new socks and undies. If your bad, you get coal (to keep from freezing) and an orange (for vitamin C to prevent scurvy).
2. Hodgepodge of ancient and not-so-ancient rituals, including sacrificing a tree to Mother Nature, celebrating the miracle that got Nicholas his sainthood (reassembling murdered and hacked up child parts in a barrel back into children), and, oh, the birth of Jesus, a jew, and the guy that made 12 of his buddies drink his blood and eat his flesh, before he got executed and came back from the dead. (Can you say "zombie"?)
3. Day that Santa brings new socks and undies. If your bad, you get coal (to keep from freezing) and an orange (for vitamin C to prevent scurvy).
by danw December 22, 2003
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