california klondike bar

The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose

I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross

by Rosssboss777 July 1, 2017

California Chili Dog

When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.

Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!

by SaltyCakes February 8, 2019

California True Colors

A sexual act involving a bed in which one girl is thrown onto the bed, one girl masturbates while sitting against the wall, and the third girl gets surprise penetrated from behind, causing her to pass out and fall over. The masturbating female then has explosive diarrhea everywhere

Their video of a California True Colors was used on a shock site

by Echold2006 January 17, 2022

california wall nut

You're in California having sex with a bunch of girls and you tell them to line up in a wall and see how many you can nut on

Last time I went to California, I saw this group of girls and we had an old fashioned California wall nut.

by Caiptain Lang dang April 10, 2017

California Cock Ring

The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.

When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.

F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!

by RollingTide March 31, 2022

California weed bush

When a woman mixes her pubic hair and marijuana in a joint and smokes it through her vagina.

Hey, Susan is so kinky she sent me a video of her doing a California weed bush

by libtardslayer69420 March 18, 2020

California Flip Flop

The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping

Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend

Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!

by ThiccAssEater69420 May 22, 2019