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Bitch-Addict

Someone who can only funtion on negative energy and cannot stop complaining and finding fault even when it costs them jobs and relationships. Classic symptoms: repeating the same complaint to the same people daily; unable to take a hint; denial, abbreviated smile, glazes over and/or talks over all requests to stop complaining and/or go away, and short term memory loss (does not remember previous conversations). 90% of all Bitch-Addicts also have a cell phone and/or technology addiction. Typically chooses a captive audience, i.e. a receptionist, a fellow passenger on mass transit, or anyone who cannot immediately get away. Sometimes the behavior is 'hit-and-run', but with the intent to kill by a thousand cuts.
You: Are you still complaining about him? Girl, you're a Bitch-Addict and I'm sick of listening to you!

Bitch-Addict: Wha- I'm not kidding- he's a bona fide ass!
by maybe_its_you December 12, 2012
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bitch cloud

Bitch cloud (noun)- a cloud comprising of many different deodorant sprays that makes you gag when it gets in you nose/eyes/mouth.
To bitch cloud- to spray unnecessary amounts of deodorant
To be bitch clouded- when you find yourself in the middle of a bitch cloud.
Two people walking down corridor
Person 1: *gag* what is the smell?!
Person 2: aww man! We just got bitch clouded!
by iconenthusiast March 20, 2013
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Bitch Ass Kord

The definition of a mooch. The type of person who never has their own bud, and always expects you to smoke them up. A Bitch Ass Kord will drop by unannounced and make themself at home.
Should we invite Bitch Ass Kord?
No. That guy never has his own bud.
by MilesTheStud July 15, 2016
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bitch in the ditch

A washed-up hoe who has ruined any future career prospects for herself by being a bitch. A high scorer in the national thottery. Someone who has hit rock bottom by being unprofessional, lazy, disrespectful or offensive.
Rebecca: she totally had it going on until she blew the manager and then told his wife over text.
stacey: she's a 'bitch in the ditch' now
by missbooboo7000 February 21, 2019
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bitch fiber

Beast Camp Training / B.C.T. Tactical defines “Bitch Fibers” as
1. A type of fiber found in the human body that causes the body to secrete and multiply unwanted cells of mediocrity.

Symptoms & Related Illnesses:
Long term of building up too many “Bitch Fibers” in the body can cause loss of life, short life span, human waste of space, head in ass syndrome, frequently catching the Bitch Flu, Loseritis, Bag of Excuses Syndrome,
Nobody Wants to Work With You Disease and many other problems.
People that are okay with being average, lazy with zero zest for life and greatness have too many “Bitch Fibers” in their bodies.
by Bladeglk21 November 14, 2019
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Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.
I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.
by TwoBrosOneCup July 16, 2020
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eminem: bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana, bornana.
he is truly one of the rappers of our generation.
by the cooler penguin27 April 10, 2022
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