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ninja butt-punch

An unexpected, very rapid punch to the buttocks - typically for retribution - most often achieved while walking up a staircase. "Ninja butt-punch" is quickly, quietly spoken by the attacker as he makes his move, with "BUTT" heavily accented as the fist makes contact.
"ninja BUTT-punch" -- "Ahh!! You faggot!!!"
by alftoid January 4, 2010
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Cocoa Butt

The various stages of not wiping your ass good enough after a shit that breaks off half way.

Stage 1: A simple courtesy wipe will rectify the issue.
Stage 2: You need to get a handful of baby wipes or a durable wash cloth.
Stage 3: Find the closest shower and proceed to clean your ass by letting warm water run down your crack while spreading your ass cheeks apart to dig out the remaining turd.
I need to eat more salsa. Last night I took a shit and the turd broke off half way... It was a bad "Stage 3: Cocoa Butt"
by suntzzu December 10, 2010
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chin butt

A butt chin is a chin with a line down the middle, resembling a butt. A chin butt, therefore, is a butt without a crack.
I dacked Paige the other day and was like "holy shit!". She had no ass crack - just a chin butt!
by FrunkSpace October 21, 2018
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Booty Butt Nigga Raped

When you have an embarrassing death in a video game
Damn, That guy totally Booty Butt Nigga Raped me when he did that 360 No Scope
by Butter Knife Bob November 20, 2022
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coconut up da butt

hilarious youtube video where a monkey shoves a coconut up his ass
by yeabroididurmom look now that November 19, 2010
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butt yogurt

the semen that oozes from an individual after anal sex.
"Dude, did you see that girl? She's got some serious butt yogurt. WHOA. And she's EATING IT, TOO! AND IT'S YOUR MOM!"
by dingledingle November 20, 2004
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