Brian santos

The art of not shaving you’re stubble and claiming that you shave daily

Bro you’re literally Brian santosing right now

by Fartsmickle84 November 17, 2023

Brian Poull

A School Shooter who threatens people with a unloaded shotgun. Makes Hit list.

Person 1: Yo are you on Brian Poull's Hit list?
Person 2: Yea im Number 2 on the list!

by Eric Burke November 5, 2019

Brian

ill keep it 💯 with you nigga, brian the type of nigga to crash a golf cart 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

and like suckin on my balls in his mouf and dont like cheese on tacos 🤬🤬

this nigg awildin 👎🏿🍆💦

Tom: what was that insane amount of vibarations?

John: oh that was brian that nigga crashed a golf cart ye heard

Tom: that nigga is straight boolin 🤵🏿 ♀️

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by bigniggaamongusballssussybaka July 12, 2021

Brian

Absolute pile of cunt munching shot who needs to be put down like the fucking dickless chihuahua that he is

Man, Brian fucking sucks ass.

by Poojpnes January 2, 2021

Brian Cheek

A man so irresistible and tasteful that beings of all sexual orientations desire to be his life partner. A man who falls the subject of an infamous chant at football games, and supplied Ryan deburger with his sloppy seconds.

Damn! Brian cheek makes me so aroused and tingly in the pants.

by Fan_of_all_things_cheeky September 15, 2021

Brian Kee

One of the most luckee person on this world right now and he owns the kee to your heart.

Person A: Who is the most luckee person on this world?
Person B: Don't you know? It's Brian Kee!

by little_foot November 24, 2021

Brian

A Brian is a type of person who likes the woods, and grow more powerful the closer they are to trees. Many Brians have the ability to turn into Bears. The word Brian and Bear share the same origin.

Man 1: Yo, why does Brian seem so powerful right now?

Man 2: Because he's standing near that tree

by lukegrambol November 23, 2021