forgets to breathe

Someone who is literally so stupid, every now and then they forget to breath. They are generally recognized by random intakes of breath. Sometimes belly rumbling also occurs as they also forget to eat!

Person A: look at that guy, He nearly passed out!

Person B: oh yes He is that Forgets to breathe guy.

Person A: oh yes, he does look seriously stupid!

Person B: He does indeed.

by Mr Bar Stard June 3, 2013

The fire breathing goblin

The fire breathing goblin is when your partner picks their nose and places their mucus into your anal cavity. You then proceed to fart the mucus back into their mouth.

Hey bebe how kinky are you? I'm a 12 level wizard kinky have yoh ever try the fire breathing goblin?

by Clopswolfbane September 4, 2016

failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

(verb):

a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian

if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

do do breath

When your breath stinks so bad it smells like a dog took a crap in your mouth

She was nasty, damn she had some do do breath.

by Waytomuchtime December 30, 2016

Dragon’s Breath

When you have smoke still coming out of your mouth and you try to talk after hitting a huge blunt.

Shit, that blunt gave me dragon’s breath.

by Redhood21 January 24, 2019

shit sandwich breath

When someone opens their mouth to talk, and the smell is so rank, it smells like they ate a shit sandwich. They have shit sandwich breath.

Damn, Alan! Your breath is the worst! Smells like you have shit sandwich breath!

by Auntshel March 9, 2020

period breath

When you can tell that a girl is on her period by the smell of her breath.

"Oh my god did you smell that?"

"WHAT?"

"Amy has period breath!!"

by skullme January 11, 2009