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seasoned beef

Having sex with multiple partners in a day without washing your penis. It is a seasoned beef.
By my 5th date I had a seasoned beef.
by Gas Guru December 9, 2018
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Beef nugget

by Sclhong dong July 14, 2017
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Beef Brownie

A decadent piece of shit shaped like a burger patty baked into a brownie.
Thomas gave me a hot beef brownie last night after a good gaping.
by Dyke Nigga August 19, 2017
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“Rosie” beef

Fake beef that’s mainly onesided.
Ruth and I have big “Rosiebeef.
by diqwad October 18, 2018
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beef sauce

It is the act of busting a fat nut in your hand and smearing it over a burger patty, then continue to costume the burger
by Bignibbaboi October 21, 2018
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Beef jerky

A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth
by miss street December 13, 2018
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