Boner Face

A male homo sapient whomst genetalia happens to be in the facial region rather than between their two goddamn legs.

Dem nigger got dicks in their eyes, they be boner faces.

boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.

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When you get a boner while talking about something completely not sexual with another guy.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

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When a guy gets a boner while talking to another guy about something completely non-sexual.

Dude, we just had a boner moment. That's really gay.

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A girl who is so mean you couldnt get a boner if your life depeded on it

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When a hoe shoves your dick between her titties and bounces them up and down, pushing them together. Not to be confused with motor scroting.

"Hoe: I know you've motor boated me, but I wanna try boner boating.
Douche: As long as we try motor scroting afterwards."

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Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”

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