Man-baby

A guy who tries so desperately hard to be a "man," that he ends up internalizing all of his "unmanly" emotions. The end result is a flailing shitshow the second he realizes he's actually a vulnerable human being.

My man-baby of an ex called me for emotional support at 3 am last night after our break up, even though he broke up with me.

by Whimsyandwine March 30, 2010

baby yoghurt

See sperm, cum and jizz.

After I shot my baby yoghurt over her tits, I told her to clean herself up and make me a cup of tea.

by matt-leics April 13, 2004

babycakes

an affectionate term for a girlfriend who is awesome beyond measure

"Oh hey, babycakes. Why are you made of awesomesauce??"

by MrSexyface April 25, 2010

propaganda baby

A baby decked out in a particular sports team's merchandise. The propaganda baby is oftentimes dressed by the parents to help bolster support for their favorite teams. Propaganda babies are often found at stadiums, arenas, shopping malls, and sports gatherings around the world.

In rare cases, propaganda babies may also be used to bolster support for political campaigns or other non-sporting ventures.

Hey honey, check out that propaganda baby over there. Aren't his Redskins earmuffs, beanie, sweatshirt, sweatpants and socks just adorable?

by Kathleen Wu February 14, 2006

play baby

a person who games (or plays games) excessively, to the point of ignoring professional and social responsibilities or who becomes plain annoying.

"Renzo, stop playing Mafia Wars. You're such a play baby."

by sayewhat March 26, 2010

Titty baby

Literally any guy teenager who still relies on his mom and she is always making excuses for him.

Dude Andrew is such a titty baby.

by KMB26RJB28 October 4, 2017

Dead beat baby daddy

The guy you were with but he cheats on you while youre pregnant, and now doesnt buy anything for your child, and only cares about his new girlfriend. He can't get or keep a job because he is a lazy pos. He treated you like shit most of your relationship and now he is treating you even worse cause he knows you can't beat his ass or his new skanky girlfriends while your pregnant.

"Did you hear what trevor did, he cheated on hannah" "no way what a dead beat baby daddy

by braxtonsmom April 20, 2012