Edwin:Help....meee... Jake:Why? Edwin:I'm having a ping attack! Jake:I'll go find you a faster internet connection!
by JakeTheMasterOfAllThingsPurple May 22, 2010
Get the Ping Attackmug. a state in which an individual is somewhat dead but still breathing . An individual in this state can not be held to any promises or actions done while being in this state
Sleep attacks are caused by : long nights of heavy drinking ( rumple mintz) , your girlfriend/ boyfriend stating phrases such as "we need to talk ." an individual all of a sudden deciding he or she does not wish to follow through with plans.
The transition : it starts off by a sudden request of " I just need five minutes of shut eye ... Just ten more minutes and then we can talk, go to the movies etc. ." at this point the individual has already begun the sleep attack transition. A sudden smack on the head is not recommended as an individual can not be held accountable for any actions during transition in or out of this phase.
Cure: NO SUCH THING
WARNiNG : Contagious!
Sleep attacks are caused by : long nights of heavy drinking ( rumple mintz) , your girlfriend/ boyfriend stating phrases such as "we need to talk ." an individual all of a sudden deciding he or she does not wish to follow through with plans.
The transition : it starts off by a sudden request of " I just need five minutes of shut eye ... Just ten more minutes and then we can talk, go to the movies etc. ." at this point the individual has already begun the sleep attack transition. A sudden smack on the head is not recommended as an individual can not be held accountable for any actions during transition in or out of this phase.
Cure: NO SUCH THING
WARNiNG : Contagious!
How to deal with ppl who have sleep attacks :
1) avoid cuddling in the middle of the day on a Friday / Saturday.
2) Neve use the phrase : " we need to talk "
3) Accept the condition for what it is ! Extrem exhaustion or BS. :)
1) avoid cuddling in the middle of the day on a Friday / Saturday.
2) Neve use the phrase : " we need to talk "
3) Accept the condition for what it is ! Extrem exhaustion or BS. :)
by Illshowyouup2nogood November 7, 2012
Get the Sleep attackmug. by Kiara November 20, 2004
Get the prattle attackmug. To do something in a way that (though it may not be at all necessary) is incredibly awesome.
To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.
To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.
1) Dude 1: "hey man you want an apple or an orange?"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"
2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"
2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"
by Ambition The Walrus Tamer August 22, 2009
Get the Steal An Attack Walrusmug. If you are in Quebec, this is often meant to refer specifically to the national dish of the sovereign nation of Quebec: Poutine. It's fries + tons of cheese curds + hella gravy.
by Poutine. May 13, 2005
Get the heart attack on a platemug. When doing your partner doggy style, your nut sack will smack wildy against your partner's ass/legs/whatever, and make a loud clapping sound.
by Mike DW February 19, 2008
Get the nut sack attackmug. Experiencing an onslaught of jonesing for sex or "relations" with white people. For serious, you can't think of anything else because of how much you want some sweet, sweet vanilla love.
by GodShapedBullet September 26, 2007
Get the attacked by the snow leopardmug.