While banging a girl im missionary position, before you are about to blow it, you let your arms drop and fall on your partner and begin to shake like an epileptic. Hence the complexity of the Asian Epileptic.
Bob was railing Ashlee in the missionary position, he dropped his arms and fell upon Ashlee and began shaking rapidly. Ashlee was upset even a little confused when she asked, "what the fuck are you doing?", Bob calmly replied,"you just got an Asian Epileptic".
by Glenn man September 25, 2006
Get the Asian Epileptic mug.Used to describe someone who is very good at computer games, or is too good at computer games. Asians are generally known for being good at computer games, so a Fat Asian is considered an extremely good gamer.
Frist started being used in dota and has since spread into the MMORPG gaming world.
Frist started being used in dota and has since spread into the MMORPG gaming world.
John and Bob are playing a computer game and Bob is continuously killing Bob.Bob says "BOOM HEAD SHOT" John says "Bloody hell, stop killing me you fat Asian!"
by Josh Yoshi March 19, 2009
Get the Fat Asian mug.1.) A fetish that socially awkward and/or unattractive white men develop after years of rejection from white women.
2.) It's consider the mirror equavalent of fat white girls, who have been rejected by caucasian men, developing a fetish for black men.
2.) It's consider the mirror equavalent of fat white girls, who have been rejected by caucasian men, developing a fetish for black men.
After years of rejection from white females, nerdy but lovable, Fred Eisenberg, finally resorted to dating an asian girl and now is said to have an asian fetish.
by roninemae January 2, 2012
Get the asian fetish mug.derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.
She was cute but she has asian pubes.
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well
by TinoFett June 11, 2006
Get the asian pubes mug.The upper and the superior race of human beings in our current civilization. They have squinty eyes so they developed a way to see using their chopsticks. They are genetically engineered to be more intelligent and superior in every way (except sports).They will destroy everyone else when it comes to ping pong, tennis, and martial arts. The diet of the Asian consists of rice and dog. These foods are fermented by the Chinese dragon and grants the Asian It's traits. Americans confuse all Asians with Chinese people. If you say something along the lines of,"Hey, Chinese guy" expect your testicles to implode from the strength of the Asian's chopstick stabbing you.
by DrPooptickler December 30, 2014
Get the Asian mug.person1: dude you see arnold shwarzenegger against chuck noris?!
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
person2: YEAH DUDE CHUCK TOTALY WENT ASIAN ON HIS ASS
by asiankidwellhalf May 10, 2009
Get the asian mug.Gossiper 1: Keira is a white ass slut but I've only seen her be a slut around Asian men.
Gossiper 2: IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S AN Asian Man's Whore !!!!!!!
Gossiper 2: IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S AN Asian Man's Whore !!!!!!!
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