monkey arse

When your bumhole is bright red and very sore/lacerated from excessive bouts of wiping.

Oh blimey, I wish I hadn’t had that vindaloo. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.

Believed to have been forst coined by Ed Elliot in a Wetherspoons in Exeter. ‘I can’t eat that. I’ve got a terrible case of monkey arse.’

by SwissMinty December 27, 2024

squank arse

Squank arse. A absoluty disgusting whore who enjoys sex with animals and gives blumkins at children fares for money, you can usually pick out a squank from a mile away due to the reeking smell of fish and and rotten dog shit.

Oh man, i can smell a squank arse, or is that a fish shop?

by Thesnowbank December 7, 2014

Up your own arse

When you love yourself too much

Caitlin stop being up your own arse

by Strongdickgame December 14, 2020

cabby arsed

Slang for "can't be arsed," meaning "can't be bothered."

I was going to put up the new photos, but I cabby arsed right now.

by Open Face Surgery August 22, 2006

Arse splinters

Arse splinters. - when you do a fibrous nutty log and it rips on the way out.

I’m never eating pistachios again after the Arse splinters they gave me this morning.

by Jay.Bee December 21, 2023

arse ropes

13th century slang for large intestine.

Your arse ropes are full of shit.

by Jonnybonny poo oants February 23, 2024

Snapping arse

An Australian colloquial term for taking a shit.

1.Fuck mate I really need to snap some arse right now.

2. I love indian food but fuck does it make me snap some serious arse the next day.

3. I was snapping some arse and realised there was no toilet paper half way through. Fuckin spewing.

4. Snapping arse means to take a shit.

by Azuraz1 July 8, 2024