Amonguslover7291

A very cool, handsome, divine, beautiful, smart, tuff person. everybody likes him

This amonguslover7291 guy is so cool and handsome

by FelixLover7291 December 1, 2025

Alonsoc

busted on nut ahh haircut male with bushy eyebrows and has no rizz and gets friend zoned

You are such an Alonsoc

by dihlover December 4, 2025

Among Us

Actually a pretty goated game before it blew up

Among Us before 2020 was a great game

by Ubeenbamboozledson December 8, 2025

Alonso-Schumacher Theory

The Alonso-Schumacher Theory is the theory that if a person, often in a formal or casual competition, has something or someone they truly care about, they are, on average, less likely to take risks even if might really benefit them.

Based on a quote attributed to Formula One driver Fernando Alonso that talked about his fellow competitor Michael Schumacher at the 2005 Japanese Grand Prix ("I knew he'd brake, he has a wife and two kids at home"), the theory is named after them.

"Y'know, Rhys's lap times could really be improved by half a second... it's like he's unwilling to go 100%."
"It's probably because he just got engaged, he can't leave his future wife."
"Ah, the Alonso-Schumacher theory in action, never gets old"

by TheManFromOsaka January 12, 2026

quarter among pennies

Token white person within in a group of minorities.

PoPo stopped us for no reason. Sure glad we had our quarter with us. He told his boy in blue we were straight.
It's always good to have a quarter among pennies.

by Domoviyr July 22, 2016

ronald alonso

dates every 7th grader in hialeah

hey you know ronald alonso
yea didn’t he date gaby and other 7th graders

by clarissa garcia March 1, 2019

D’Amoni

D’Amoni is a sweet and shy girl when you first get to know her. She is very smart and intelligent goal-driven gal. She loves math and the sciences. She love’s caring for people and she loves being with her family and friends and will always give you something to laugh about. She enjoys random trips to the store with her friends and she’s always making plans. When she gets mad she gets quiet. And when she gets frustrated she will sometimes cry. But that never stops her from achieving her goals. She will fight for her family and friends...but only IF SHE HAS TO! If you have a D’Amoni in your life never let her go...if you do you’ll regret it.

friend: *calls D’Amoni: hey girl do you want to go to target with me?

D’Amoni: YOU ALREADY KNOW GIRL!!! YES!

by 10kcaasheeftknee February 3, 2021