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The Alabama Slamma

A super sexy and hot God in Red Dead Redemption 2 Online. Despite being in a game he is 100% real and is the reason why we exist as he is responsible for creating the entire world. He has a horse named Pickens and he wears nothing but patched overalls. He is so strong his bald head reflects bullets, and he can stand in any weather while only wearing patched overalls. The Alabama Slamma is also called the "Slamma" a nickname given to him by a Giga-Chad of a history teacher.
The Alabama Slamma is the greatest being in the world and everyone should take time out of their day to pay him homage.
by Venomous Nutt February 1, 2023
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Family reunion in Alabama

A family reunion in Alabama is when aunt Samantha and uncle Jimmy along with all the brothers and sisters have a big fucking orgy
Hey you’re going to go to the Family reunion In Alabama later Yes
by William Caruthers February 26, 2020
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alabama

1. As you can read by the previous entries, a state filled with a bunch of people who need to act neglected and mis-understood over the internet to make themselves feel good. Also, a state filled with people who leave a deffinition practically identical to the last 8 deffinitions.

2. One of the best bands ever.
1. I'm from Alabama. Read me whining about how everyone steriotypes us! Wah! feel bad for us! Waaaaaaaaa! I'm gonna go on Urbandictionary and define it as a misunderstood state even though no one cares and 5 people already defined it as that!

2. Alabama is one of the few remaining highly popular bands that plays the old country.
by Bob Hope III April 3, 2005
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alabama bangs

A haircut worn among homosexual men most likely residing in the south. This was said to get its name from the high gay population in the state of alabama who most all wear this haircut. Many times when males perform anal sex they grab on to their partners alabama bangs and pull on them.
Man Randy sure has nice alabama bangs. I sure would like to have gay sex with him
by non-alabama straight male November 30, 2009
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Alabama Backwash.

Noun). An Act of Incestual Oral sex. In which the female..(or male) partner gives oral suckage upon the penis of their male partner till the male hits coitous. Upon which the partner must swish it around inside of their mouth and dispense of it inside an empty plastic bottle, in which the partner must then take it and drink from it.

~Note: This act cannot be performed unless the partner is some how related genetically to you.
<i>"S'what? Yeah I gave my man a lil Alabama Backwash. It goes good with a little Coca - Cola."</i>
by Dr Grant Ross June 2, 2008
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Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.
"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."
by hymee9 October 30, 2008
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alabama blizard

when a guy blows a load in someones face so they cant see
spiderman hit maryjane with an alabama blizard
by willma fingerdu December 7, 2009
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