Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010

Aaron complex

When one has the illusion that they are sexy, while in reality, they are the exact opposite.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Guy: Hey there, do you enjoy my sexiness?
Girl: Get the hell away from me.
Bartender: Sir, I think you're suffering from an Aaron complex.

by nacixem October 27, 2011

Aaron Ecstasy

Internet royalty, hometown celebrity, royal bitch.

Dude, you've never heard of Aaron Ecstasy!?

by Chance Savoie February 4, 2009

aaron mathurin

someone that has a big head and a huge cry baby and has anger managment issues

omg stop actin like a aaron mathurin.

by katrina j 25 July 10, 2009

aaron cleveland

Aaron Cleveland is a guy who is very good at treating his girl right. Even when his girl don't treat him the same way

Aaron Cleveland is just an ex of mine. He knew how to treat me but I didn't do the same thing

by Lar.sass September 5, 2015

aaron ramlochan

A major fuc(kk)boy who cannot admit he's a fuckboy, brown, of Hindu culture he tries to act his Whitest. Mostly hated throughout the school, only popular with boys, the only accomplishment in his life is to count his KILLS, so he can run back to his friends and hype up about it. Heart breaker, Not the comforting type of boy. curly hair, brown eyes, broad body, football player.

YOU CANT DATE HIM HE'S SO GONNA BE A AARON RAMLOCHAN

by Kkhatesu March 29, 2016

aaron o'bryan

Some idiot who likes to please himself while everyone is looking. He is usually a loner and talks to himself in various accents. An Aaron hates people by the name of Grant, Spencer, Zeke, Zach, and pretty much everyone who is quite normal. Beware of this dumb as crap stalker who has no shame and likes to do these corny magic tricks that by the middle of the trick you either want to walk away or beat the living shit out of his non-existent nut sack. If you want to find this loser, you can find him either inside his mother and father, or at Lighthouse Church, CA, 91320.

Oh... Aaron O'Bryan........ can you like... kill me for heaven FUCK sake?

by Magic Conch Shell October 5, 2016