Australia

Australia is a fake country implanted in almost evryone's memories by the US Gouvernement. It's funny because how can people still belive in the 21st century that a country can be upside down! Come on, Isaac Newton invented gravity for something, people can't be upside down, they woulod just fal down into the Milkway. And also, it's a supposed land in which lives mythological animals called "Giraffes".

Friend 1: I don't know what fiction book should I buy today.
Friend 2: Well, pic this one called Australia, it's 100% fiction.

by Jacobo The Canadian June 11, 2019

Australian Bagpipe

A giant douche bag, a large moist sack for "down unda".

Man, he's a fucking Australian Bagpipe. I can't believe he would even do that!

by LiamAtreides September 4, 2019

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

Australian Reacharound

A regular reacharound except you're both hanging upside down. Sometimes called the Auzzie Roundabout. It doesn't have to be homosexual, you can do this with a man or woman and sometimes you can switch roles, but role switching would involve a strap-on depending on the gender of those involved.

"The Australian reacharound is a very intimate position and is recommended towards married couples."

by ItzzStupidCrazy September 19, 2019

Australia

Land of crocodiles, and no fear.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.

My friend is from Australia.

by Hayden L. October 1, 2019

astranoglfy

The study of noglfy

I’m a astranoglfy professor

by Flak October 4, 2019

Australia

A fictional country

“Australia isn’t fucking real, mate.”

by gummybearrose October 18, 2019