Pity Friend

Someone who you don't actually like, but you hang around because you feel bad for them and/or you don't want to hurt their feelings. It's likely that a pity friend will end up either bugging you constantly or hardly ever speaking to you. Having a pity friend technically counts as being a fake friend, however it is somewhat different in that, unless you're really an asshole, you'll likely end up trying not to do anything to purposefully hurt them. Pity friendships are usually established in an attempt to be nice to the friend. However, it's not a healthy friendship to stay in for long, and you should end as quickly as possible, especially if the friend ends up a burden on you.
I need to cut ties with my pity friend, they're really stressing me out.
by NeonPsycho September 09, 2019
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Friend cheating

Situation: This happens when you introduce two of your friends that didn't know each other before and then suddenly they become best of friends and start doing things together without including you when you were the one that introduced them.
Mandy: "Why don't you and Terry hang out anymore?"

Kathy: "She is friend cheating on me with Lesile"
by PinupGal September 15, 2010
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friend cap

Short for Friend Capitalization Point, this is the maximum amount of friends you can get on social networking sites such as Myspace and especially facebook, based through real life interactions.
Person A: I haven't gotten any new friend requests from people at my school on facebook lately...

Person B: You have like 100 friends on there! I think you've reached your friend cap...
by TehFutureIsNow March 26, 2007
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Side Friend

Someone you don’t treat the same as your other friends. Like you could be all hyper and having fun with your friend then once they’re unavailable you talk to your side friend and don’t act the same and act more dry with them. Also the side friend can show more and participate more in the “friendship” while the “friend” is only talking to them just to talk to them waiting for their real friend to call them back
*On FaceTime with a friend* (Hyper, talking a lot, laughing a lot)
*On FaceTime with a side friend* (Dry, barely talking, could repeating the same simple word after the side friend says something)
by I.IS.THAT.BITCH July 07, 2019
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fashion friends

People you hang out with for the sole purpose of looks and appeal. Usually an asset of social climbers and douches alike. Usually in the form of an entourage, fashion friends can range from your personal hair dresser to youtube vloggers.
"Ever since you started only hanging out with your fashion friends, you've gained more followers on Instagram, but you're still a douche.
by Menstralmotorcycle April 03, 2018
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Best Friend

The best friend in your life is the person you are thinking about as you read this.
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Worthless Friend

A friend that pretty much you can do without. Usually labeled as a friend but does nothing for you except waste your time doing bullshit, trying to get ahead of you and just bringing you down in life. If you have friends like this, you will most likely become a loser in life. I had a friend like this but recently stopped talking to him. Now my life is 100% better.

you know who you are...
by he knows who he is May 04, 2011
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