Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021

A roach on Raid

A person high on K2-Flakka, with no control over his/her behavior or body movements.

Look at that guy screaming, and rolling around on the ground like A roach on Raid! That's how people act when they're high on that Flakka!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 1, 2016

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

I got a bucket of chicken

The perfect pick up line to use to get a date.

“Uh...hey good lookin’... I got a bucket of chicken.”

-Scout

by Grass grows, birds fly... April 20, 2021

eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."

Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."

by Neonatrias November 1, 2009

opened a keg of fruit

a really powerful fart

Woo! Somebody opened a keg of fruit in here

by june t September 30, 2016

eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up

Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.

by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004