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carpet square

A term for a woman's hairy down there area.
Damn, did you see the carpet square on that chick?
by Thudgasm June 16, 2017
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Squared

When you max out while at the gym or lifting
Dude today I squared and almost messed up my back.
by The dope atheist January 26, 2021
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Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.
Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.
by mc2024 January 17, 2025
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Square

When someone opens your snap and doesn’t send anything back
by Exit12344 November 5, 2018
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Square

A person or your friends head. It coudl very well be used as a right angle
Classmate: dont dance your blocks off
Someone presumably named Kim or Anne: I promise i wont, I'll make sure to use my blockhead that I'd ever so square to think things through.
by Deidara Claymaster April 19, 2021
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D squared

That D squared would not let me merge into the left lane.
by QueenBess1917 July 19, 2019
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squaring your shelves

A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.

A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.

We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
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