dropping a grumpy

A polite way of saying that you’re shitting a massive turd. One of which causes you to make an angry face.

After eating that second helping on taco Tuesday, Jeff was in the bathroom for a good hour dropping a grumpy.

by anonymous July 1, 2021

A Glitch Bitch

No matter what your "mob" has carefully, flaw-free, organized she is the one person to find a glitch which sadly in the end dismantles their great, wicked plan.

"After a game of duck, duck, goose they realized they had sadly mistaken the duck- A Glitch Bitch which in turn was an adopted Mother Goose..."

by LocoInLA May 6, 2014

Ease a Gator Into The Water

The need to take a shit.

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

by Milky2010 November 8, 2009

Pulling a green one on

A specific kind of strawman that consists in lying about someone's behavior, rendering them evil and playing the victim in order to gain the trust and empathy of other people all while taking revenge by making people hate the targeted person

-Hadil : He's lying, I did not abuse him He is just pulling a green one on me

by Memorials October 3, 2020

face like a grieving cod!

really moody sad face, glum.

Jack Dee, with your face like a grieving cod!

by The Azmeister October 5, 2009

You're a great friend

The four worst words that a guy can hear.

Guy: I really like you.

Girl: Aww, thanks. I think that you're a great friend.

Guy: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *head explodes*

by ejg930 January 18, 2010

A George Clooney

Years ago George Clooney famously took a shit in the litter box of his friend Richard Kind's cat. In a playful spin, a George Clooney is when you either literally or metaphorically leave a shit for someone to deal with.

Hey Jimmy, I've left you a George Clooney - enjoy.

by Fatterry November 24, 2017