german

german is someone that’s very emo and doesn’t like showing their eyes and plays minecraft and roblox all day
dude : omg is that german
girl : yes he’s so emo
by hello28462926 November 23, 2021
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German

German is the type of guy who will either laugh with you or laugh at you. But he’s a really amazing friend. He will try his best to understand you. He will try his VERY best to fix problems. He maybe not show he cares all the time like some people, but it’s ok! He’s still an amazing person and you should be very glad and lucky to even be close him!
“WHOS NAME IS GERMAN???”
Someone who deserves everything good in life :)”
by CynthiaTheKindOne November 22, 2021
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German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.
Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow
by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021
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German

Plural "Germans." A person who does not think to look out for their own best interest. You may observe a German voting man-hating pseudo-lesbians into political office, not crossing the road even though there are no cars and it's fucking New York City because the crossing sign says not to, letting their female do whatever they want including blaming them for building the fantastic civilization she inhabits, calling the police and waiting for them to arrive when an African migrant is raping their woman instead of defending her, and not murdering their sexually dysfunctional Leader even though the war is clearly lost when the Russians have reached their country because authority figures are not to be questioned. Closely related to the Scandinavian, whose behavior is even more self-destructive. Through their diaspora, responsible for the concept of women as the "fairer sex" in the United States.
"According to the latest genetic data, Germans are actually some of the least Aryan of the European peoples. The Aryans were Indo-Europeans, a group of cattle-herding, nomadic peoples from western central Asia who slowly invaded Europe and conquered the native people. The domination was so great that today almost all the populations of Europe can trace their paternal ancestry to them. Meaning, they were consummate rapists. The Germans, alongside the Scandinavians, actually have far more native-European paternal ancestry. The native-Europeans worshiped women. And got gang-raped. That explains a lot."
by Snurkles McChungus October 30, 2018
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German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.
Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”
by megacheese69 May 4, 2018
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German rubber duckie

when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.
by funky gunky March 29, 2022
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