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Fruit and Grain Bar

While your sex partner is getting undressed quickly rip off a section of the wall and quietly beat them with it
while shoveling several fruit AND grain bars up there anus after they start to bleed through the month incessantly shit on their bodies at exactly every 34 seconds, once this is finished hide the body and gloat to all your friends
Gay lad 1- so hows Tiny estavan
Gay lad 23- It sucks shes a bitch i think shes gonna marry me
Gay lad 1- thats not of the riz, totally fruit and grain bar that bitch
by SCULLET February 5, 2005
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Mexican fruit snack

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com September 26, 2020
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Forbidden Fruit Mentality

The mentality in which a person shames or sexualizes the unclothed human body regardless of context or climate for any reason.
I went to a nudist resort for the first time last week and lost my forbidden fruit mentality while I was there.
by Slayerx1010 September 22, 2013
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Straight Fruit Ninja

Dominant Alpha male with a body of a greek god and confidence of Hercules who asserts dominance by slicing cherries 🍒 AKA stealing your girl.
Ben: That dude is a straight fruit ninja keep an eye on ur girl.
Sally: Ur such a straight fruit ninja you made me cheat on my boyfriend..wink wink.
by Stachebra October 6, 2022
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forbidden fruit syndrome

A phenomenon that occurs when you only get hit on while in a committed relationship some people will unknowingly be attracted to you only when you are unavailable almost like a 6th sense, hence you being a forbidden fruit
Person 1: “Dude why couldn’t I get hit on like this when I was single?”

Person 2: “forbidden fruit syndrome dude some girls have a 6th sense for it.”
by TSH01 July 28, 2023
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Mixed Fruit Bowl

More offensive than simply mooning someone, when a male places his genitalia behind his legs, keeps his legs together, and bends over to display ass, scrotum, and penis below.
Oh he thinks he can get away with mooning me? I'm gonna' give him the ol' mixed fruit bowl.
by Purple Jon December 20, 2010
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dry fruit loop

A fruity person that can't be a hoe/ gets no bitches
Your just mad that I get bitches and you're a dry fruit loop
by 8footbunch May 21, 2022
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