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Sexually Sober

Jane: I so need to get laid tonight!

Jeff: Sorry, I'm afraid I'm sexually sober because I'm still a little broken up about my ex.
by nevo17209 June 14, 2009
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sexual pancake

"Damn, did you know Mary was a sexual pancake?"
"Yeah that doesn't really surprise me after last night with the two strippers, the tequila and the jar of baby food..."
"I know, right? I could go for some Mrs. Buttersworth right now..."
by Esmeralda33040 April 9, 2008
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Sexual feeling

when something or someone feels sexy,
wooooaaw, i've got that sexual feeling,

literally when you have a hold of a vital piece of anatomy, you have a sexual feeling
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Bi-sexual

Someone (male or female) who dig both the cock and the pussy
Ryan: I am not gay because I sucked Jon's cock, I fuck bitches too!
Mike: That means your Bi-Sexual!! Your half Fag!! Eww!
by Dumby August 4, 2007
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metro sexual

1) a metrosexual is a guy who may be easily mistaken for a fag because the only difference between the two mistakes of human nature are found in the bedroom. where is hitler when you need him?

2) a male who wants the attention that a queer gets for being 'unique' and 'fun to go shopping with' without going the whole nine yards and shlobbin a few knobs.

3) a colon crusader who hasn't come to terms with him wanting to stick his prick in other men's buttholes because he got beat by his mom... seriously what guy gets beat by his mom, such a pussy
all you faggots(male) who posted positive/sensitive definitions. you are either collaborators of the kind or one of them yourself.

hey dad im a metro sexual now! your a gahd damn vagina, now shut the hell up,throw away your shitty poetry, stop listening to your pussy dashboard confessionals, take off your makeup, stop putting on your sisters panty hose and stop pretending to be a fag.
by poseidon's kiss April 13, 2006
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sexual reptilotality

Its a form of bestiality where you like lizards. Used by the Youtube channel loveliveserve. in an embarrasing phone call in the library video.
Its called Sexual Reptilotality, its a real thing!
by DirtyHairy2 November 14, 2018
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soma sexual

Only being attracted to intake.soma on tik tok or intake_soma on Instagram.
P1: "hey have you ever seen Soma?!"
P2: " the muscle relaxer?"
P1: " no the cosplayer... @intake.soma ??"
P2: " oh, nope, I've never heard of him..."

P1: " HE IS LITERALLY PERFECT!!"
P2: " cool..."
P1: " yeah, I'm a Soma Sexual🛐🛐"
P2: " ... Ok then..."
by SOMAS #1 FAN 🥵🥵🥵 January 11, 2022
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