human suitcase

when a midget on rollerskates puts on all your clothes and you pull them through an airport terminal.

tina: did you pack your suitcase carl?
carl: nah, i'm bringing a human suitcase instead. he packs himself.

by iamkayelem March 1, 2011

Human Drug

Human drug- when someone is behaving in a certain way and you like them to the Point where you're kinda addicted to them.

She was so funny, she's like a Human drug!

by DrugzArrGreat February 10, 2018

human suitcase

Smuggling narcotics or other contraband through security checkpoints by stuffing them in your ass.

John: "Hey James how did you get the weed through security?"
James: "Easy, man, I just used my human suitcase. I wouldnt sniff the bag if I were you!"

by unoriginalsin March 7, 2011

Hyper-humanism

Hyper-humanism is mutation of humanism where emotion is now superior and prioritized over facts.

"I don't care if retarded is the medical term, i find it offensive no matter the context unless you are a doctor yourself."

....Hyper-humanism at its finest

by Horsey jibunzo April 12, 2019

Human Earthquake

noun. plz see cow for more info. for a person to be over 500 lbs. or they think that they don't weigh over the ton limit. when the person walks you can feel the earth trembling under them. when you see the person that is walking (i.e. Eva) you have to hold onto the table, slide under a sturdy table, or get yourself under the door and Brace yourself. Then scream out EARTHQUAKE!

the wal-mart worker Eva cow is so fat that there's always a sizematic trembler.

Bubbles and Countess always grab the edges of the table when there's an human earthquake proaching the break room. the tables start shaking like there's no tomorrow

by Motorola_Queen January 6, 2008

Humanitis Infectee

One or more persons inflicted with a common, deadly, horrific disease called "Humanitis."

El Dorado High School (also known as Eldo) teaching staff in Placerville, CA, United States.

Barnes, you are a total Humanitis Infectee.

by Frank Frankette November 1, 2007

human suitcase

when you put all your clothes on a midget and pull it around in the airport.

instead of taking her prada carry-on, jenna decided to just carry her human suitcase to the boarding gate.

by ckguy518 March 1, 2011