Juggle my shit

Adj. describing the demands of a customer for a supplier to perform extrodinary amounts of extra, usually useless work, when the supplier is already struggling to meet delivery usually to the detriment of workers who have no control over the situation and to the complete ignorance of those who created or can control the situation

I just got off the phone with HP, since our supplier didn't deliver we have to work nights and weekends to meet schedule. The program director requested that I "juggle my shit" while giving daily updates to APAC at 10 pm.

by Flacido Domingo December 18, 2008

Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.

I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...

by Pokchop March 5, 2022

Holy shit the vibes

When the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual to post/receive. This means that it's either the individual who posts the vibes are unexpectedly posting the vibes, therefore overwhelming the individual receiving, or that the vibes are too overwhelming for an individual that they must require a "holy shit" before "the vibes". It is usually a mixture of both with different percentages.

Kyle: Hey dude did you see my new post on the 'gram? Here, look
Luke: Holy shit the vibes

by koga tomoe July 3, 2020

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021

Inconsiderate piece of shit

When your soon to be ex-girlfriend tells that she's leaving you because she now suddenly feels disconnected with you while you have absolutely no clue what has been up.

Her: I'm leaving you because I don't feel the same with us anymore. Thank you so much for everything
Him: Seriously? You're leaving me without any hesitation or chance for us to figure things out? Well you're welcome you inconsiderate piece of shit! Now fuck off will you.

by j_ordyb February 23, 2022

Chatting Up Shit

When you have a deep, integral conversation about something important with your mates. (And yes, in england, we call them mates not homies)

Isaac and logan were chatting up shit about how they had caught cameron doing drugs xD

by Lonewolf 0 July 29, 2022

Oh fucking shit!

When you see or hear something crazy

Ava: oh fucking shit! look at James jumping off the roof

by Skinny strap January 23, 2020