by Jeff3211 September 10, 2025

A man whose balls are so small, that is impossible to fill his own underwear. Will most likely be married 20 years plus and the wife tells him what to do all the time he has no attitude to reply or the will to. Big pants may find satisfaction in things by hiding them and if someone finds out, they will put an ugly face but say no words. Big pants are however, intelligent and intuitive. The are aware of their lack of character and the struggles of real life for them outside their comfortable living arrangements.
Uncle Jonathan, aka BIG PANTS, has been playing with his model trains again, while his wife went out with her friends. He will cook something when she gets back and pretend was watching tv all time and compliment his wife.
by El gran luchador - The great f July 12, 2023

by Egreenberg11 March 18, 2019

By day a mild mannered and all round card carrying David.
At night he transforms in to Big Rave Dave... A master of wiff waff, backgammon, jazz cooking and throwing shapes...
Will occasionally go in disguise as "Wee Davie..." when he wants to mix it up a bit...
Has been know to bang out excellent performances of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Lez Miz...
Is capable of capering to levels of extreme proportion when accompanied by his side kick Phmrb... Whose mystery is only exceeded by her power
At night he transforms in to Big Rave Dave... A master of wiff waff, backgammon, jazz cooking and throwing shapes...
Will occasionally go in disguise as "Wee Davie..." when he wants to mix it up a bit...
Has been know to bang out excellent performances of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Lez Miz...
Is capable of capering to levels of extreme proportion when accompanied by his side kick Phmrb... Whose mystery is only exceeded by her power
by Johnny Cheesedog January 31, 2023

by Jshshxhdhsh November 12, 2019

A guy that tells you he is too big to listen to you is a good thing for you. At least you know he's not trying to play up to your ego with what he's saying to you, he's telling you what he really thinks of you. Even if he's doing something right, you know you're not fucking up. So if you haven't left your humility behind, nobody needs to make sure you're in line with their agenda or plan.
Sometimes it's good to bask in what someone else did right, even if they got too big for you and they think you're slow or stupid now.
by Solid Mantis April 14, 2021
