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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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Big Dunce

Ty
by Your every day Mad-Lad March 24, 2019
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big boi

big boi is a way of calling someone a fat idiot (or you say it without a meaning)

It is used when you are in a situation when saying "fat idiot will get you in big trouble.
"Why would you think it is a good idea to squeeze you're head through the fence you big boi.
by bingybogoboi November 5, 2019
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Big

My little buddy goes big when I see your mom
by Your moms a milf September 3, 2021
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big booty bitches

When she got a fatty
Bob: "Damn, your new girl is one of them big booty bitches"

Smithers O'Neal: "I like big booty bitches"
by oxlip June 4, 2021
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big tiddy garth girls

a new type of fetish featuring chicks with big breasts that look like a gothic Garth from Wayne's World.
Whoa, check out those hot big tiddy garth girls over there Wayne!
by vinberts January 9, 2024
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Big Orange Bellywash

Referring to HI-C, popularized by Angry Grandpa. Alternatively, Big Orange Bubbly Bellywash refers to Fanta. BOB and BOBB.
by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025
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