Business Minutes

Like when someone tells you on a Friday "this will take 3 business days", it's not gonna happen til Wednesday bc of the weekend. Business Minutes is the same, if you tell someone you're going to take 10 business minutes, it means you're going to take 10 at the minimum but probably more

Boy: Yo hold up I gotta take a poop
Girl: (sigh) OK, how long??
Boy: mm probably 5 business minutes

by yeshuamysaviour August 2, 2024

Incestuous business relationship

When a relative of yours fucks you over in a business deal

Me and my cousin have an incestuous business relationship. I work for his construction company and he always fucks me over with the pay.

by donniescash February 15, 2021

Texas Business Mile

When you wanna do something wack but dont know what kinda wack stuff you wanna do.

Guy: i wanna run the Texas Business Mile.

Girl: sick

by Peagan Kalkia April 1, 2021

business feeder

The act of feeding off of the business of others.

"Jennifer was asking why a peer of Audrey's smokes, and Audrey replied, "I don't know, quit being a business feeder."

by Mama JJ March 19, 2014

Business tripped

When a man on a business trip has a one night stand with a babe.

Did you get business tripped?

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

stand on business

matching energy

“im matching energy by standing on business!! “
stand on business means im matching energy and or giving the same vibe

by Iamtheeriyah November 25, 2023

As much use as a business page in the Guardian

Something of no use to the chronically economically illiterates, who read the Guardian and worship Carl Marx.

“ That’s about as much use as a business page in the Guardian!” Exclaimed Rupert before spilling egg down his tie.

by Maggie T November 21, 2025