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humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc
person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"
by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005
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Whale skin watch

Wrapping your dong all the way around your wrist to the point of reconnection. Resulting in something resembling a whale skin watch.
My girlfriend asked me what time it was and I told her to check my whale skin watch.
by Me1017 October 21, 2008
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sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.
Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
by Boo Bee December 17, 2008
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Frothy Whale

When a dude is receiving a blowjob he blows his load in somebody's mouth and then punches the other person (he or she) in the stomach so they blow the froth everywhere.
Kyle Gibson is giving his brother GAY head and then his brother blows his load and punches Kyle Gibson in the stomach.
by JDAWG February 22, 2004
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whale bone

noun, meaning or referring to lesbians and/or women resembling lesbians. plural: whale bones. past tense: whale boners. also in some cases an -ish may be added forming whale bonish.
"look at those two whale bones."

or

"those girls are really whale boneish."
by Austin Dixon December 9, 2008
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Whale sex

when to big ppl hook up and the man cant find a date for prom and is going to ask her back out so he can a day
My friend dan and megan had whale sex and now dan is going to have to do it all over again so he has a date
by Rob Mattson August 6, 2011
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Whale Wars!

The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.
Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.

Guy 2: Whale Wars!

Guy 3: Whale Wars!

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?

Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it
by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012
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