Wanker.

Literally meaning masturbator. Just as a normal person would prefer to have sex with a partner, a wanker would have sex with themselves(i.e. wank) out of sheer self-love.
They display traits such as narcissism, vanity, arrogance, egotism, boastfulness and poser-ism.
Younger wankers are found driving hatchbacks with a $4000 stereo system in them or at universities (mainly arts students), trendy night spots and Starbucks.
Older wankers drive convertible Porsches that they can't really afford and talk loudly on their phones in public.
Female wankers put their lips in photos.

He calls himself by his own nickname. What a wanker!
She spent half the night taking selfies so she can put them on facebook so people thinks she has a social life. Wanker.
He posts pro-refugee stuff on facebook just to make himself look good. He's just a wanker!
He actually tells people how much money he makes. Total wanker!

by AntiWanker June 27, 2018

Wanker

the people at the urban dictionary who tells me not to take it personally when they don't publish my flippin word. So, to you dickholes, frick u.

pardon my french, but u are a wanker

by doodie hole July 15, 2018

Wanker world

A place where dickheads go who like a good old wank over themselves

Wanker a world wanker a world lots of cum it’s so fun at wanker world

by Sex vibe July 27, 2018

wanker jumper

a person who jumps from dick to dick

Stacy is such a wanker jumper, she's been with everyone.

by hazeleyestiredeyes July 30, 2018

Wanker

Amiya.

Amiya you fucking wanker.

by Lolskeys August 27, 2018

Wanker

A british slang word to define an idiot or an asshole

Simon: Oi Wanker, get the fuck out of 'ere!
Peter:Fine

by Damanged September 3, 2018

Wanker

Someone who wanks

He’s such a wanker

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018