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ass waffle 

The act of giving a rimjob while said persons ass is covered in maple syrup, and waffle mix.
I was forced to give a man an ass waffle in prison, this I shall never forget.
ass waffle by bigwade August 24, 2006

Blue Waffle 

The most disgusting, nauseating, foul looking disease known to man. If you really want to fucking know, Google Images it and make sure you have a bucket near you.
Google it....the example for blue waffle doesn't belong on this website...
Blue Waffle by EXcedrin37 January 26, 2011

twat waffle

two great things i love to eat, thrown together in a lustful, gluttenous sin fest....with maple syrup on top.

twat waffle by the was May 1, 2003

Blue Waffle 

just don't even ask. google makes you scarred for life.
if you ever hear this term, rip your ears out
if your girlfriend has blue waffle blow off the wedding and RUN!

cunt waffle 

someone who is not only a bitch, but also kind of a whore. generally characterized by (1)taking the last cig of a pack (2) taking the last swig of the vodka and/or (3) getting up on someone else's man and saying later that they were too drunk to stop.
"courtney is such a cunt waffle. i woke up this morning and all my cigarettes are gone. plus she slept with my boyfriend."
cunt waffle by magggggie January 6, 2008

Desktop Waffle 

when someone changes someone else's desktop background on their computer to a picture of 'blue waffle'. a picture of an infected vagina.
guy 1: I just went for a shit, came back, and there's a damn disgusting vagina on my screen.

guy 2: haha, you've been desktop waffled!
Desktop Waffle by jackdee August 31, 2010