ur mom

ur mom likes me and we made ur brother in front of you while u were sleeping on the couch.

ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.

by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022

Ur mom

The person I fucked last night

Person: where we're you last night?
Me: In ur mom's bed.

by The-person-who-fucked-ur-mom September 26, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom

“Ur mom is hot”

by Urmomishotdawglikebel October 29, 2021

Ur Mom

Usually used to roast people

Ur Mom’s so fat, when she went to McDonald’s, they called Wendy’s for backup

by Gibgobwigglewiggle January 19, 2023

ur mom

shes incredibly fat looooooooooooooooool
probably nikocado avocado clone

P1: "what's ur mom's name?"
P2: "it's nico avocado 2.0"

by EBtPGyt October 15, 2022

ur mom

one sexy mf

ur mom is hot

by youranonymouslover July 7, 2021

ur mom

i have lick ur mom p*s*y

i like ur mom p*s*y

by kiwi whales September 6, 2021