The act of fingering a girl's butthole then proceeding to have her suck on your fingers right afterwards
by Cannon_Megapixel December 09, 2015
A creepy guy who says to a child " It's time to have some fun with uncle samsonite!" If you have watched the 30 second long video then you will know that he is clearly a rape artist. It is a CREEPY video as danachi, livichi and popachi like to say but they are also addicredit to 8t. DON'T WATCH THE VIDEO! !! YOU WILL TOONLY BE OBSESSED! !!
by Evachi April 20, 2018
That one male relative that manages to always embarass you by acting retarded, saying things that make no sense and by having random angry outbursts over trivial things.
by Squinty Eyed Bastard June 26, 2015
John: Last night, we went out to the bar and he drank 3 Long Island Ice Teas, 4 shots of tequila, and 3 beers.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
Mike: Man, I bet he was calling Uncle Earl later on that night.
John: Yep, calling Uncle Earl on his speed dial.
by Daniel81 February 27, 2017
It's a catch phrase dating back to 1887, when, in a blatant case of favoritism, British Prime Minister Robert Cecil (a.k.a. Lord Salisbury) decided to appoint his nephew Arthur Balfour to the prestigious and sensitive post of Chief Secretary for Ireland.
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
So "Bob's your uncle" is another way of saying "your success is guaranteed."
You just put these parts together like this, and Bob's your uncle - you have a working model!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
You want to go to the stadium? Go straight on until you reach the park, take the first left, and Bob’s your uncle - you're there!
by Pro-Love Girl September 10, 2010
A white person who sucks up to minorities to show how "woke" and moral he is.
Origins: Stemming from the word Uncle Tom and Bernie Sanders' speech of "when you're white you don't know what it's like to be poor speech".
Origins: Stemming from the word Uncle Tom and Bernie Sanders' speech of "when you're white you don't know what it's like to be poor speech".
SJW: I prefer to acknowledge my white privilege and pay reparations to the blacks for slavery.
Normal Person: You are such an Uncle Bernie, you know that?
Normal Person: You are such an Uncle Bernie, you know that?
by HiTymesWHiT April 13, 2018
Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.
by Neinman January 01, 2010