Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

Twitchal Twat

An offensive phrase to describe a stuck up snobby female that usually has big fake boobs, bleached blond hair, and dresses up with make up and daisy dukes to mow the lawn. TwitchalTwat

I abhor that ugly Twitchal Twat.

by CRudek July 4, 2008

Pockey Twat

Another way of saying French Whore. Someone who sleeps around or dresses provocatively.

That girl is such a pockey twat. She has slept with the whole football team.

by Insanitydreamer April 15, 2015

twat cone

A twat cone is any individual who is similar to a dog with a cone collar on---helpless and slightly pathetic.

"Man, Morgan is such a twat cone when it comes to his girlfriend."

by 9109bm December 28, 2014

Twat Yoink

Getting half way though rubbing one out and deciding to leave it alone for a bit.

Piers was getting well into it but decided to Twat Yoink as he couldn't handle the pressure

by Myersrum March 10, 2021

twat loafer

A young woman that has sex with pussy shoe wearing guys.

That twat loafer needs to be with someone her own age not that pussy shoe wearing asshole.

by Binxi June 12, 2020

Twinkie Twat

A young teenage girl who thinks she's hotter than the rest, likes attention from older men, a total airhead bimbo that probably eats tide pods and takes 1000 selfies.

Look at that tide pod eating little twinkie twat flirting with the geezers.

by Ravenwolf666 August 27, 2018