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Tootsie Roll Syndrome

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.
Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.
by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011
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toothpaster

A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."

"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 29, 2011
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Toothpasting

It is a drug craze which consists of youngsters spreading toothpaste over their nipples to achieve a high. It happens due to an opiate like chemical present in toothpaste plus the amount of blood that circulates close to the nipples, allowing it to be absorved easily. This causes several health problems if done regularly if done frequently for long periods of time, such as addiction.
John and his friends were caught toothpasting by their parents, and sent to rehabilitation.
by John Pingas October 14, 2012
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Toothpasting

The act of rubbing toothpaste (mostly of the mint variety) on ones nipples to achieve an opium-like high.
Me - My Dad asked me where all of the toothpaste was this morning.
Friend- Dude he totally knows you have been toothpasting all day!
by weaselandahalf October 15, 2012
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Tootsi

A corruption of the acronym "That Oriental Over There". Refers to a member of any KPop, JPop, or otherwise applicable pop group who posesses basic, banal, and even slightly stereotypical Asian features. Despite this disturbing and exasperating quality, the member will indubitably acquire and maintain a sizeable fan base, though likely populated by women and men of equal aesthetic caliber who adore this member because of their resemblance to Mamochan of Sailor Moon.
Me: Oh my gawd, when I first saw Jin in the Dope MV he looked like such a fucking Tootsi.

Friend: Jin is a fucking Tootsi!

Me: (whispers low) why am I in love with him then?

Friend: (single tear cascades down cheek) my sweet Mamochan....
by IVCEligible July 15, 2016
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tootsie roll

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.
by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016
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toothpaste fagot

Any YouTuber who has dyed there hair
by Omegacannon October 18, 2018
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