Opposite Day

A fake holiday where you do exactly the opposite of everything.

Obviously is wrong in itself, because if everything is opposite, than opposite day cannot exist. And no, it can't go the other way, obviously, since there is no opposite day.

Try this logic with 4th graders.

4th Grader: IT'S OPPOSITE DAAAYZORZ!!
Smart Person: If it's opposite day, than that means it's NOT opposite day, dumbass.
4th Grader: OMG WTF YOU MEEN NERRRD! HAHAIDIOT.

by A guy. March 31, 2005

word of the day

the gayest made up ''slang'' terms gets chosen

so, go and pull two words out of your ass, give them a definition, and your word might be picked too!!

theyre on the homepage. you can't miss them, or their stupidity

dude 1: man did you read the word of the day today?
dude 2: what? stealing from the pooty or wutever shit?
dude 1: yeah!! how fuckin stupid!!!
dude 2: shit man i kno!

by aoiwehrlwr January 21, 2009

Craig Day

taking a day off for personal reasons e.g gaming

hey man u off in to college today??
nah im guna take a craig day an finish final fantasy IX

by sypher232 November 21, 2006

Word of the Day

The Word of the Day is a definition with a special spot on the Urban Dictionary. Nowadays, it barely gets updated and is almost always libtard bullshit with a like/dislike ratio of 50% or lower.

"Hey man, did you see the new word of the day?"
"Holy shit there's a new one? I've been waiting 84 years!"

by 0x0a December 16, 2020

saves the day

one fucking good band. they write lyrics that make you think.

saves the day's "through being cool album" was the shiets.

by fawkawha? August 29, 2003

Day One

A female partner who has stayed with you for a long time through good and bad times.

Happy birthday to my girl and my day one, I will love you till the end

by JDub555 June 10, 2016

blunt day

march 27th. the day where you chainsmoke blunts to celebrate national blunt day.

blunt day is everyday, but lets smoke 420 of them right now on this fine march 27th.

by arden69420 March 27, 2017