poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

pussy heave

When a girl experiences her limit of orgasms, and her pussy can not make "lady juice" anymore. Therefore, it dry heaves :)

man i fucked hailee so much yesterday that when she got off the last time all she could do was pussy heave...

by My friend morgan July 9, 2010

[Pussy-hogger]

someone who has a shit load of hook-ups to offer but decides to keep them all to himself.

Trev: " Yo blad! endz are dry fam, i need some pussy 2nyt bruv..."

Strider: " i kno famo, lemme holla at toonde nd see wot his saying, i kno he gt a couple gyals 2 buck stil..."

Trev: " already dinged him but he saying he aint got no links still.. "

strider: " Toonde's lying bruv, his never dry of links... "

Trev: " i know fam...what a pussy-hogger! "

by kartel August 19, 2008

pussy engine

a moms minivan thats engine is so weak that you can't hear it.

"Dude your mom has such a pussy engine."

by pussy engine inventor July 8, 2014

Pussy Wallet

A wallet used specifically for paying prostitutes.

"Dude, I gotta get my pussy wallet tonight, since we're going to the brothel."
"Dammit, I forgot my pussy wallet. Gotta go get it before my wife finds it."

by Fantastic Female March 8, 2015

Pussy wings

That one girl who is constantly flying from dick to dick... May or may or may not have several STDs

Girl "You need this pussy in your life boi!"

Guy "Hell naw bitch you got em Pussy wings!"

by punkin-chunkin July 18, 2016

kfc pussy

..it's finger licking good.

She had a kfc pussy. I enjoyed the leftovers.

by Brook Dweller October 15, 2015