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Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments
An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status
by ludtke337 August 23, 2012
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Statue

You're such a statue!
by Pigush December 24, 2021
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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
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Status legende

A phrase you say to someone you think very highly of.
Yesterday I went to Burek Olimpija and the BurekMan gave me a discount, thats why I had to give him a Status legende.
by GentlesWaif October 30, 2020
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Rat-status

When you’ve hit rock bottom and turned it into your throne. Rat-status is being so humble, so grounded, and so unfazed by the sheeple that no one can humble you because you’re post-humble. Humility isn’t a mindset anymore; it’s your baseline. You don’t downplay yourself out of modesty, you just know who you are and don’t need to prove it. Confidence without cockiness. Power without flex. Rooted in God’s plan, there’s nowhere to go but up. You’re not here for approval; you’re here for purpose.
He used to stress about approval, but he hit a point where he stopped caring what people thought. Now he’s on rat-status. A humble beast, a silent threat, a misunderstood creative genius, a post-humble spiritual king, a professional love-baiter. He's wired to win, locked in, and JUST IS.
by Ratatted May 21, 2025
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Gastroeconomic Status

A person or groups gastronomical preferences based upon their knowledge of food, income, status, career, and/or upbringing.
The administrator's gastroeconomic status leads to the unrealistic expectation of two Michelin star food and service on a $7.00 per day budget.
by BB2887 July 14, 2023
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Statue Defender

Overweight, drunk, racist middle-aged Englishmen who use the defence of statutes as a cover for just being drunken racists in the middle of the working week.
Hey Sarah, want to go to the Hare and Hounds later?

No thanks Jane, that place is full of Statue Defenders.
by CallMeClive July 1, 2020
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