lady lance

basically, a blocks cock.

wow look at Johnny's lady lancer... he really could take your eye out with that!

by Tom C, Rich W, and Suzi S April 21, 2004

lady of the morning

A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.

I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.

by Georgian Jaba September 18, 2016

bin lady

a lady inside a bin, normally a derogatory term used amongst youth of Australia to refer to homeless middle aged woman

the proportion of bin lady among the population has risen due to the financial crisis

by krazykiareh October 15, 2009

lady sack

The imaginary ball sack containing the power of a woman.

Jenny: Oh yeah, that's my big hairy lady sack!

by jkloling February 2, 2014

Lady in Waiting

A title or position in a friend or relative’s wedding who really do not want in the actual wedding party.

Girl, no, I am not a bridesmaid. I am the “Lady in Waiting”.

by T Real! November 15, 2020

Lady Penelope

classy way to talk about a vagina

"Lady Penelope is vacationing at the Red Sea"

"Lady Penelope likes lacey things"

by absentmind November 12, 2011

The Lady Pimparazzi

a creature that constantly refers to herself as an oppressed black woman, although it couldn't be farther from the truth. she proudly displays her black peach fuzz all over her body like she's growing it out for Locks of Love. hobbies she has are masturbating with her clarinet, popping the many pimples on her arms, and winning the prize for most disgusting eater of all time.

Attention beachgoers: BEWARE OF THE LADY PIMPARAZZI!

by The Lady Pimphata August 19, 2009