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Pedo-Gooning

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.
by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024
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Goon

A goon is someone who does illegal type of shit.
Damn that kid is a Goon
by lilgoon48 May 7, 2018
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gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.
Did you hear about Dave?”
Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”
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Moon Gooning

Becoming one with nature itself by masturbating as you look up the moonlight and taking in the scenery
Doo: Me and the boys out here Moon Gooning with the Sounding Fathers.
yumi: You need a license for Moon Gooning with your local Tribe Leader.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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Moon Goon

It’s is when you shoot a buffalo under the moon and goon withe the boys.
by Ky weber November 18, 2023
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Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning

An extremely difficult style of flicker gooning, only ever been performed by the great Cleetus Ibuprofen, who decided that Japanese kamikaze flicker gooning wasn't enough for him. To execute this technique, you must produce 2 and a half home depot buckets of dihh cheese, reverse time itself to de-age your dihh cheese back into milk, creating a cow magnet which magnetizes every cow in a 69 mile radius to atatch to your dihh. Now, you must touch 3 pressure points on each of the cows asshole, forcing them to shit all over your dihh. Now all thats left is to do a regular flicker gooning technique, which will shoot a milk-semen mixture everywhere, which Cleetus nick named "Cummilk", causing a tsunami. This technique is extremely dangerous and should never be performed under any circumstance, unless you are Cleetus himself
Do you remember when Cleetus flooded the city with semen because of the Cow Manure Flicker-Gooning technique?
by Cablito August 31, 2025
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Goon

A group of boys and some girls who smoke and chill together
The goons at sub 1 were crazy
by Mohamedsub1 August 29, 2019
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