Doing an Alan

To buy oneself two meals from the canteen before lunch time so as to eat both of them by the end of the day.

He did an Alan for most of this month and has put on 10lbs.

by pula November 04, 2004

do the crime

To have sex. Can't have a much more simple definition than that. The place where you have sex is often referred to as the scene of the crime.

I would like nothing less than to do the crime with Carmen Electra.
Doesn't really matter where.

by Jghd erguiordf August 19, 2006

Do the dodo

To kill something in hope of making it extinct. Usually flies, mosquitos and/or ants.
Not to be confused with the expression to "do" someone. The expression "Do the dodo" has nothing to do with bestialty. To "go the way of the dodo" has nothing to do with this expression.

"Oh God I hate mosquitos, they're everywhere."
"Well I guess you have to do the dodo to get rid of 'em"

by Deep_Thought January 17, 2010

Reubie-Do

a whimsical young man who is able to unleash sexually inappropriate behavior in sexual closed off women.....

Man A : Can you believe she let him ram that tube in her ass in the middle of the airport..
Woman A: It's okay.... He's Reubie-Do...

by Jiglett September 03, 2009

Do it to em

N. Or Adj.

The unquantifiable art of doing something to its fullest potential.
Abbrev. DITE

G: Party was live last night, you guys sure know how to do it to em with those three kegs.

Slick: u down to ball?
Rick: Let's do it to em / Let's dite

G: yo u got 5 on this sac right here?
Ray: yee I'm down to do it to em if we put it in a blunt.

by SanDirt September 25, 2013

the dos tiempo

An hourly employee who waits until double time before performing any work.

That job should have been done hours ago... the dos tiempo struck again.

by Low Tech November 14, 2016

Doing a Tom

a) Letting the joint go out again forr fuck sake.
b) Disappearing from social occasions unannounced and not returning for many hours, if ever.
c) Watching Saggerz gone wild.

a) "...can i have a lighter please..."
b) "Where's tom?" "Oh, he's doing a tom"
c) Upon video not loading, "oh, no! that's my favorite one"

by Dr. Priznitch November 20, 2007